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Hello and welcome, kind friend, to my little eatery! I, Tamago, specialize in creating edible words. So please make yourself comfortable and allow me to write you a dish!

Seasonal Special: Haiku Sushi

Enjoy freshly sliced words upon an aesthetic background with this seasonal dish.

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Menu Classics

Mystery Mini

I whip you up a bite-sized treat of <1000 words to my own tastes! Maybe you can guess what it is from the smell~

Short Story Sandwich

A not so basic sandwich made with key ingredients you bring from home. Let's make something tasty together~

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Seasonal Special

Describe your favorite animal, one of your OCs, yourself, or anything else you would like, and I'll craft you a haiku-style poem from it!Price
16 USDWhat you get
☆ One image
☆ Copyable Japanese text
☆ English translation
☆ My interpretation of it (if requested)

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The Menu

We currently only offer breakfast and lunch services! Some items have links to their respective Ko-Fi listings!Breakfast
Poetry porridge - a poem in almost any formMystery Mini - a short work under 1000 words created from a short description provided by the patron. It's a surprise how I'll interpret the promptCharacter Crunch - a character brainstorming session and built character sheet; it's very customizable and can come with a backstoryLunch
Short Story Sandwich - an original short story commission ranging from 1000 - 6000 words; fully customizable with fresh ingredients c:Fanfic Frittata - a fanfic ranging from 1000 - 6000 words from a variety of fandoms; crossovers and rare pairs are allowedDish Review - bring a work (academic, blog post, or creative writing) between 0 and 7500 words for me to revise and tweak the seasoningsHaiku Sushi - a seasonal dish that might not stick around due to how customers receive it. Learn more here

The following are general lists of what I can and cannot make in the kitchen! I don't mind a challenge, so I'm open to try almost anything for my patrons. However, if the topic makes me uncomfortable or I'm unable to learn enough about it, I have the right to reject the commission.Can Make/Open to Trying:
☆ Topics or fandoms I don't know much about (I love researching!)
☆ Smut (commissioner must be 18+)
☆ Any genre, but I'm best with fantasy/fiction + romanceCannot Make:
☆ Politically charged works or hate speech
☆ Sexual/suggestive content involving minors (under age 18)
☆ Academic essays
☆ Detailed gore/torture/SA descriptions
☆ Detailed accounts of mental health conditions (ex. BPD, depression, bipolar, DID)

Enjoy the free samples below :3
Please message me on Discord if you would like to see more.

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Terms of Service

How to Order

For haiku, mystery minis, copyediting, and character sheets, please see my Ko-fi account!For short stories or fanfic commissions, please contact me directly on Discord at scrambledomelets. You have to send me a friend request before your message will send.

Terms of Service

Payment
For anything purchased on Ko-fi, payments are always 100% upfront.For normal commissions, 50% of the payment is upfront. You can pay the rest after I let you know your commission is completed. After the second payment, you'll get your commission.Payments are only accepted in USD via PayPal or Ko-fi.
If you use another currency besides USD, PayPal might charge you a conversion fee.Usage Policy
With any of my commissioned works, you MAY NOT:
☆ Feed to AI
☆ Claim it as your own
☆ Use as advertisement, business promotion, or other commercial uses without consulting meWith my commissioned works, you may:
☆ Post to social media with credit to me
☆ Use for D&D seshs, writing projects, or any other personal useGeneral Turnover Time
I try my best to complete every commission quickly with high quality, but I am in uni with a heavy course load, so please be patient with me!
I'll let you know if something comes up that would delay me from working on your commission.Expected times (may vary due to workload)
☆ Haiku: ~2 weeks
☆ Haiku w/ custom artwork: ~4 weeks
☆ Other poetry forms: 1 - 2 weeks
☆ Mystery mini (<100 words): ~2 weeks
☆ Short story (1,000 - 5,000 words): approx. 1 month
☆ Copyediting: 1 day - 3 weeksUpdates and Edits
For short story+poetry commissions
Every Friday, I'll give a weekly update on my progress and what I plan to write next. I will also contact you whenever I have a question about a detail (ex. character description, plot point) to avoid any major edits or dissatisfaction in the future. You can request to see the wip at any time and suggest any small edits (ex. change line of dialogue) while I'm writing. I also love making new friends, so I'm also open to chat :3Major edits (ex. plot restructure) after significant progress has been completed require a fee of 15% of the total commission price.For haiku or mystery minis
Japanese is my second language, so I sometimes make mistakes! I'll revise any haiku for wording or grammar mistakes free of charge.Mystery minis are left to my creative freedom, so I will not accept any edit requests for them. However, if you're completely unsatisfied, I'll offer you a 50% discount on a normal commission.For copyediting
You can check my progress directly in the Google Docs document! I will leave comments and suggestions. You may reply to my comments while I'm still working, but please do not reject or accept any suggestions until I tell you I've completed reading your work. That way I won't lose track of what I've edited so far.Refunds
I do offer some refunds, but it depends on at what point in the process you ask me.☆ I didn't start the commission yet: 100% refund
☆ Something in my life keeps me from completing the commission: 100% refund
☆ I started working on and/or researching topics for the commission: 50% refund
☆ I completed the commission: no refund